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I like food, walks, cuddles, more food, the seaside, other dogs, food, my frisbee and destroying things. Most of all I love My People and lots of lovely attention. Some say I'm spoiled. I say I get treated as I should be ;) I'm a healthy happy eight year old. The only thing wrong with me (God willing) is epilepsy which costs my owners lots of money and means I have to eat yukky tablets but otherwise seems to bother them more than it bothers me because they remember my fits and I don't. Other than that, I'm a happy lad and I love my people and I'm lucky to live in a place where there are nice walks. I wouldn't want to live in a town.

Monday, August 07, 2006

In Love With Two

















Look at my Emily...



















Now, can you see why I have a problem? She's pretty isn't she?! But so is Melody. I walked with Auntie Raye and Emily today - when Mummy said they were coming to pick us up, I went mad, howling with excitement and running from window to door, I was so excited. Emily didn't want to run around with me as she has hurt her leg and she was worried about Troy and couldn't understand why he wasn't with us but it was lovely to be with her again and we had a lovely walk. Auntie Raye told Mummy all about a bust up she has had with her friend and they talked about Big Brother while Emily and I walked along together and sniffed lots of things.

Yesterday was funny. When Raye and Emily and Troy stopped outside my gate for a chat, Troy kept barking at me and I rrred at him so much that Mummy made me go inside cos I wasn't doing as I was told (boooo). Just after she let me out again, Mandy, two gardens down, was just opening the gate and coming in with Blossom, who she was looking after. Mummy let me go and see her but I played a trick on her and squeezed through the gate and ran down the road after my friends, who had gone about 10 yards up the hill. Troy went very quiet all of a sudden when he saw that I was off the lead. Mummy ran after me and made me come to her and held my collar, and the second that he knew she had got me, Troy got all 'Big I Am' again and started woofing. Mummy and Auntie Raye laughed at him because he is only brave when he knows I can't tell him off!

But I still got very told off for being so naughty. I didn't like that....but I expect I deserved it.....

regards to all

Bruce xxx

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Torn Between Two Lovers, Feeling Like A Fool...
















You know I said I am in love with Melody...well I am...it's just that I saw Emily today and I think she knows I have been walking with another lady dog and I think she is is cross with me.

Trouble is, I still have feelings for her too.....

But Melody is so gorgeous...what is a man to do? Mummy says as it's all kept platonic, why can't they both be my girlfriends? I don't think Melody would mind but I think Emily would as she really told me off today.

Mummy is in demand, with both Aunties Raye and Geri wanting to come on our walks...Auntie Geri is very accommodating about fitting in whenever and Auntie Raye doesn't often turn out in the afternoon, but she has promised a walk tomorrow with just Emily so Mummy will mail Auntie Geri and hope she doesn't mind if she goes with Raye tomorrow and we see her and Melody another day...we are popular!!! That is nice....

We have been watching Britain's Best Dog again - Auntie always gets really mad with the programme but she tried not to say anything today because Mummy made fun of her for chuntering so much. Mummy always gets me to show off my 'doggy dancing' moves after the programme which is great fun and gets me lots of attention and goodies so I don't mind.

Here is a picture of the fields - it's all golden and lovely this time of year and the farmer is busy gathering in the crops...which is much nicer than when he is spraying them and we have to avoid the fumes...

all the best

Bruce xxx

Friday, August 04, 2006

So In Love With You-oooo


Hello

I have had two more walks with my new girlfriend and have told Oscar and Leo the Pointers that she is mine - we were all very polite but I had a word in their shell-likes (Essex Boooooy!) and when Melody flirted with them, she apologised to me by giving me a little kissy (which I quite liked actually) so it was all ok.

Auntie Geri let Melody try being off-lead twice and she charged around, then came back to us - boy, can she move fast. All her beautiful muscles are on display beneath that golden coat and she looks so slim and elegant.....swoon.....

Yesterday, me and Mummy went on our own and it was nice to have her to myself. Auntie went out in the evening so I sulked and now she might be getting a new job in Chelmsford which is brilliant for her and we are very proud that she has been head-hunted but it also sucks because I like her being at home....

That's all for now

Mummy will post a pic for me later cos she is at work

regards to all

Bruce xxx